Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Time Has Come...


...for Mongo to throw his weight, and considerable "juice", behind a European Pro cycling team.

Though I am committed to Garmin-Slipstream, and I'm sticking with them, the truth is that I need a little something on the side. A mistress, so to speak.

After studying my options and then seeing who was willing to "put out" in order to gain my favor, I found only one taker...the sloppy Italian chick.

Therefore, Mongo is proud to announce that his booty call for the rest of the season will be none other than...Liquigas.

(Photo:Graham Watson/VeloNews)

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