Chuck Norris Jokes - Jack Fifer

Here are a few of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes: 1.) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 2.) Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. 3.) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 4.) Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 5.) Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card. 6.) Chuck Norris makes onions cry. 7.) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. 8.) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 9.) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 10.) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.