Evan " Danger" Hakman - Jack Fifer

As I was sitting in the library, minding my own business, a manly man by name of Evan Hakman took a seat next to me. I asked him if I could write a blog about his magic-filled and wondrous life; he replied with a strange, low pitched grunt. Evan " Danger" Hakman was born on October 17th, 1993. He gets the nickname "Danger" from Mr. Patrick Grunloh himself. In 2006, he was dubbed the tallest person to play rec ball. He currently holds to school record for high jump, long jump, triple jump, and 110m high hurdles. He says " It's a G thang." Danger's favorite sport is elephant polo. The reason he likes elephant polo so much is because of the gracefulness of the giant grey beasts, and the raw power it takes to swing a 15 ft. hammer. Every night, before Danger goes to bed, his Swedish parents, Cheynaynay and DeMarcus, read him the first book in the Harry Potter installment, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, in Latin and then he can finally doze off in his comfortable race car waterbed.