Michigan Hoops Team Survives 67 - 65 vs. Illinois in 3 OT

(from MZone wire reports)  Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan's basketball team pulled out a thrilling 67-65 triple overtime victory against Illinois on Saturday when the Fighting Illini missed a jumper at the buzzer that would have tied the game and forced another overtime.

What do you mean it wasn't basketball?!

On the final play, Illinois shooting guard--

I'm sorry, what?  Football?  Yeah, right.

--Illinois shooting guard Nathan Scheelhaase--

Would you stop screwing around?!  I'm trying to finish a story here!  I have a deadline.

--Nathan Scheelhouse attempted a 15-foot--

For cryin' out loud, stop with the football shit!  The score was 67-65.  In Ann Arbor.  Which means it had to have been at Crisler.  Which means it was a basketball game.  Not next door at the Big House.  Home of Yost, Schembechler, McCartney's Monsters.  There is no way in hell a Michigan football team gave up 65 points in the Big House to an Illinois team coached by Ron Zook.  I--


Fine, turn on ESPN.  


Holy f*cking shit!  


HOLY F*CKING SHIT!


Uh...


Never mind.