Must Suck TV: CBS Sitcom to be Based on Colin Cowherd

Set your DVRs, folks: Our good buddy Colin Cowherd is coming to your TV screen!  CBS is making a sitcom based on the life of the greatest radio talent of our generation (although I find it hard to believe that network censors will be able to clear the title - Schrutebag).

The blog Warming Glow had a story on the this soon-to-be TV classic and this was my favorite reader comment:

"Hold up one second. This is being developed by the people behind Cavemen!!! I am going to give it a shot."

Cowherd is going to serve as a producer on the project and, since we're such good friends, he gave the MZone an exclusive look at some of the episodes he's writing.

Check these dandies out:




THE COMPETITION 


Colin and his buddies at the radio station decide to have a competition to see who can go the longest without masturbating and become the "boss of his domicile."


THE SALAD NAZI


Colin and his buddies go out to the new salad bar he's been raving about and get mistreated by the belligerent guy behind the counter whom they call the "Salad Nazi."

 COLIN JUMPS THE DOLPHIN


During a visit to LA, Colin decides to go water skiing and jump a dolphin (two parter).


UNIVERSITY


What starts as an innocent trip to check out a college for an on-campus radio broadcast with his team Colin brutally strangles a blogger who claims Cowherd "borrowed" one of their bits.


THE LAST COWHERD


In the season finale, Cowherd wakes up in bed next to his wife and realizes the entire premise of somebody actually doing a show about him was all just a dream.

I know: we can't wait either!  There is NO WAY this could fail!