Sunday, October 3, 2010

Nursery Rhymes with Les Miles



Hickory, dickory, dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory, dickory-- Wait, WHAT?!
The clock is on one?!
I thought the clock was on two!
Son of a bitch!
Who told the mouse to run down?!
Bullshit!  I didn't tell him to run down!
I was motioning for him to spike the cheese!
We don't have any timeouts left!
Get the fuck back up the clock!
Now!
Before the clock hits none
And my coaching days are done!
Hickory, dickory, dock!

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