1. Are you one of Santa's babes?
2. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
3. You are all I want for Christmas.
4. I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you.
5. Giant polar bear. "What?" It's an icebreaker.
6. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
7. Other than me what are you asking Santa for this year?
8. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I want you for Christmas.
[Mrs. Cross responds: Well, I'm so creeped out right now. #8 has serial killer / stalker written all over it.]
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