Tall Tale Telli

Interviewing Patrick Martelli

Why is your name, "tall tale telli"?
-Because I tell stories

What was your latest story about?
-G-ma's Yacht

What did you have for breakfast?
-I didn't eat breakfast because I had basketball.

What position do you play for basketball?
-4 man or 3 man

How many points do you average a game?
-0

Do you consider yourself good at basketball?
-No

Why do you play basketball?
-Cause it's fun, I guess.

Can you dunk it?
-I can get rim..sometimes. (So... No, he can't get rim)

Are you the most athletic in your family?
-No

Did you ever lie to me during this interview?
-No?

--Scott Deters

[Image: Photo of Patrick Martelli slaying a giant grasshopper and saving the world -- by F.D. Conrad.]