Today, while sitting in the library, a strange fella by the the name of Lance, wandered by. I asked Lance if he would like me to write about him. He said he would love it. Lance was born on February 32, 2004. He has a mom and a dad, Sherri and Nigel, and a brother Muhammad. Lance is a 2 time national jousting champion, and will be competing in the NJA championship again in May. He also enjoys long walks by the beach and playing cricket with his African father, Nigel. Lance would like for me to tell all you readers that he has a peg-leg. His favorite midnight snack is Twinkies with a glass of warm strawberry milk. This, however, is not allowed in the Harris household, and if Lance is caught, Mother Sherri will spank him.
Charlie Schultz
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