OSU Dorm Chief Arrested for Crystal Meth

Under the category of "shit you probably think we made up because we're a Michigan blog but didn't," Ohio State's assistant vice president for student housing has been arrested for possession of methamphetamine.

The problems for administrator Ronald Kochendoerfer (no relation to John Kochtoestin from FLETCH), began after a package he sent to a Franklin County Jail inmate was intercepted and found to contain heroin. Police then searched his home and found the crystal meth.

Which brings up an important point: when you send heroin -- hidden in GQ magazine! -- to your buddy in the slammer, for God's sake, make sure you properly conceal your crystal meth stash back at home just in case some cop gets all nosey and starts asking questions such as, "Hey, what's this big lump of powder hidden in this magazine?" It is not known at this time if Kockandballs was going to next send his prison pal a nail file hidden in birthday cake.

According to WBNS, THE University of Ohio State declined to comment on camera about the case but said it would decide Kochringuser fate after the outcome of the investigation. However, since he doesn't play football or run a 4.4 40, it's widely assumed he's completely fucked.

(HT: CS, T9)