Seriously...Stop Touching My Leg

If you had to start a cycling team with one rider, Phillipe Gilbert wouldn't be a bad choice. This classy, Classics and single stage racer doesn't get much dap from Mongo, but he really doesn't need it. In a tune-up for the "Battle of the Ardennes" Classics, "PG-13" (I'm trying that nickname on for size) beats "The Little Red Corvette" and "Really...You Were World Champion?" to take the win at the Strade Bianche.

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