After sitting through a boring-as-hell meeting for 2+ hours that's already running waaaay long, your boss actually has the nerve to ask if folks mind staying an extra 15 minutes (which is still going 25 minutes later) so he can talk about more bullshit that could've been covered in the initial meeting that should have lasted all of about a half hour.
And because of where you're sitting and his view of your seat, you can't even secretly play Angry Birds on your iPhone while pretending to review the work materials.
COLLEGE LIFE
First off, you're already spending a couple hours a week talking about sex in your Human Sexuality course at Northwestern.
Winning.
Today's class was especially awesome as the topic was bondage, swinging and other fetishes.
More winning. Duh.
But then, after class was officially dismissed, your professor said students could stick around "if they want" for a demonstration of sex toys and the female orgasm.
If you want? Gee, lemme see: live sex show or Poli Sci 138? Tough call.
So you and a hundred of your classmates take the professor up on his generous offer. Next, an exhibitionist couple provide a learning experience that will last a lifetime: the woman undresses on stage and her male partner brings her to orgasm with a device that looks like a machine-powered saw with a phallic object instead of a blade.
As you watch, you can't help but wonder what the wait list is gonna be like for this class next year. Hell, students from other schools are going to be on this wait list. "I'm studying abroad this semester - in Evanston."
Yes, it's not often Charlie Sheen is jealous of your life.
If only Econ were this interesting.
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| Greatest. Class. Ever. |
ED. NOTE: C'mon, you know every student in there had a cellphone. Where is this YouTube video?!
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