Stupid Criminals

There are some stupid people out there in this world today but these people just take the cake. So if you ever decide to do anything illegal, think things out before you act.

A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.

A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly. So he located a phone and dialed "911" for help ...

A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

So be smart if you're going to do something stupid and at least give yourself a chance. If you want to check out some more stupid criminal stories, just go to http://legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/stupid-criminals.html. If you're going to be a criminal, at least be a smart criminal, not a stupid one.