7 Funny One-Liners

7 Funny One-Liners:

1.) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

2.) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

3.) Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

4.) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

5.) When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess.

6.) Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

7.) Light travels faster than sound...this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

by Lieren S.