Thursday, September 30, 2010

Know Your Foe - Indiana 2010

Michigan opens the 2010 Big Ten season this week at Indiana. As of now, this season has exceeded my expectations. I knew Denard was going to be fun, I had no idea he was going to become a living and breathing (and smiling) embodiment of a video game character. This week we need to continue to roll on offense and grab a road win. Doing so will be another big step towards bowl eligibility and respectability. Indiana is hungry to beat us after blowing a late lead to us last year.

Historically, Michigan has simply dominated this series, we hold a 51-9 all-time series lead. We have won 16 games in a row going all the way back to Coach Bill Mallory and the 1987 Hoosiers. Here is what you need to know about the University of Indiana:

History: The 1816 Indiana state constitution gave birth to Indiana University when it required a "general system of education, ascending in a regular gradation, from township schools to a state university, wherein tuition shall be gratis, and equally open to all."

Four years later (1820) that mandated "state university" was opened as the “State Seminary”. Part of the reason for the four year delay was an ongoing battle between Indiana’s original land-grant school (Vincennes University) and this new public university. The legal battle raged for years winding its way into the US Supreme Court. Eventually it was decided that despite their best intentions, the state could not pull the original land-grant charter from Vincennes. The state legislature eventually got it’s way in 1889 when it “clarified” the mission of VU re-chartering it from a four-year university to a two-year university. Ouch.

The first buildings were built in 1822, the first professor was hired in 1823, and the first classes were offered in 1824. The first graduates received their degrees in 1830 -- establishing Indiana’s long held tradition of the “six year plan”.

When it opened the State Seminary was an all-male school. In 1828 the school was renamed Indiana College, and then in 1838 it became known as Indiana University. In 1867 Indiana became one of the first public universities in the US to admit women.

Other notable events in the history of IU: In 1883, as was the case with many schools of the era, a fire destroyed the original building enabling the school to be relocated to another part of town. Indiana’s first president Andrew Wylie actually died while he was in office in 1851 after chopping off his own foot in a wood cutting accident.

Location: Bloomington, Indiana is located in south central Indiana, about 50 miles from Indianapolis. As you would expect, the actual town is dominated by the university. In 1991, Thomas Gaines, a landscape artist, published a book, The Campus As a Work of Art, in which he named Indiana's campus one of the five most beautiful in America. Most of the campus buildings, built by the WPA during the Great Depression, are made of local Indiana limestone.

The movie Breaking Away, (1979 Academy Award for best screenplay) was filmed on location in Bloomington and the IU campus. The film featured a reenactment of the annual Little 500 bicycle race filmed in the "old" Memorial Stadium on campus, which was demolished shortly after the filming of the movie. The Italian restaurant in the film is now a Thai restaurant (Siam House at 430 E. 4th St). Dave Stoller's house in the film is located at the corner of Lincoln and Dodds. Other scenes were filmed outside the TriDelt house (818 E. 3rd St).

Nickname: They call themselves Hoosiers. What the heck is a Hoosier? Quite simply, it is the official demonym for a resident of the State of Indiana. Although residents of most states typically adopt a derivative of the state name, e.g., Texan or Michiganer, the citizens of Indiana never did. It is important to note, that down river in St. Louis, the word is used in a derogatory fashion (nicely translated into "white trash").

The term Hoosier originated in England to refer to someone who lived in the hills or mountains. In colonial America, the term was widely used to refer to white farmers who did not own slaves or large plantations. By the early 1800s it was widely used in Indiana to refer to the poor illiterate farmers that made up most of the population in the state. As sometimes happens, a nickname that originally had a negative connotation was adopted and used with pride by the bearers of the name. By the time of the Civil War this nickname was firmly established to proudly describe anyone from Indiana.

Mascot: Indiana does not have an official cartoon or characterized mascot. They have never attempted to put a cute costumed farmer or haystack on the sidelines to hold the attention of children and annoy people trying to watch the games. Speaking of children, I did find an children's book available for sale called I found U.

Colors: Officially the Indiana colors are Cream and Crimson, but to me they just wear Red and White. I guess given the fact that we claim Maize and Blue as our colors, but really we just wear Yellow and Blue -- I should keep my mouth shut.

Interesting tidbit on IU uniform colors, the 1958 Indiana football team came out for their first home game in light blue jerseys against West Virginia. They won that game 13-12 and decide wear the blue jerseys at home for the remainder of the season. I tried, but I could not find a color picture as proof. I will keep my eyes open for a Big Ten Vault program on that season.

Logo: The traditional University of Indiana logo is a classic interlocking I and U. The university has used the same logo for a very long time, although the football team had used a block “I” on their football helmets on several different occasions. I searched and could not find any other official historic logos for IU.

The Memorial Stadium football field has the interlocking IU logo in the center, but it is paired with an outline of the state of Indiana. I am a big fan of this look and suggested something like it in my B11 football helmet redesign project in January.

Helmets: For a school that has had the same classic logo since the dawn of time, they sure do redesign their helmets a lot. Indiana is yet another example of my correlation theory of football helmet designs and program success. Simply put, the more often you change your design the less successful your football is. In the Big Ten you need to look no further than Indiana, Minnesota, and Sparty for supporting data. Since 1983 Indiana has made major changes in helmet design no less than six times, including a five year dalliance with black.
Fight Song: The name of their fight song is Indiana, Our Indiana. The lyrics were written by IU band director Russell P. Harker to the tune of "The Viking March”. The song was first performed at a 1912 football game against Northwestern, which according to their media guide they lost 6-21. The song has since been played at every Indiana football and basketball game.

They call their band The Marching Hundred, even though there are over 250 members. They won the 2007 Sudler Intercollegiate Marching Band Trophy.



Indiana, Our Indiana,
Indiana, we're all for you!
We will fight for the cream and crimson,
For the glory of old IU
Never daunted, we cannot falter
In the battle, we're tried and true
Indiana, Our Indiana,
Indiana, we're all for you!


Academics: According to the latest version of the U. S. News Ranking of America's Best Colleges, Indiana is now the 75th best nation university in the country. Last year they were ranked at #71. This year they are tied with BYU, Marquette, and Delaware. On the bright side, they are no longer ranked last in the Big Ten Conference, as Michigan State has fallen to the 79th position on the list.

The Jacobs School of Music is the largest of its kind in the US and has been ranked as one of the best in the country along with Juilliard and Eastman School of Music. Indiana leads the Big Ten public universities in the number of endowed faculty positions, with 333 chairs, professorships, and curators.

Alfred C. Kinsey was an acclaimed zoologist at Indiana University when in 1938 he turned his research interest to human sexuality. The findings of Kinsey and his small team of researchers first appeared in the 1948 publication Sexual Behavior in the Human Male. His story was brought to the popular conscience in the 2004 biographical film named Kinsey.

Football program: Indiana isn’t what you would call a football powerhouse. They started playing football in 1884, but they did not win their first game until 1891. They became a member of the Big Ten conference in 1899 and in subsequent 110 years they have won exactly two conference championships (1945 and 1967). They have never had a football coach that has won more Big Ten games than he has lost.

The best football coach in the history of the school (in terms of wins) was (Doug and Mike’s dad) Bill Mallory. He finished with a career record of 69-77-3. Not many people remember, but Lee Corso was the head football coach at Indiana for 10 years, leading them to their first bowl win (1979 Holiday Bowl) and he finished with a .378 winning percentage. Corso can currently be seen sitting next to Desmond Howard and Kirk Herbstreit on ESPN's College Gameday making an ass out himself every Saturday.

Like most teams in the Big Ten Conference, Indiana has a couple of "trophy games" every year:

The Old Brass Spittoon has been awarded to the winner of the Indiana-Michigan State football game since the trophy’s inception in 1950. The spittoon is said to come from one of Michigan’s earliest trading posts and is believed to be over 100 years old. Legend holds that the spittoon was around when both institutions were founded (IU - 1820, MSU- 1855). This trophy was the flimsy reason Sparty and Indiana were selected as a protected rivalry in the 2011 B10 divisional split. Sparty leads this "rivalry" 40-15-2.

They also have a fierce in-state rivalry with Purdue and have competed for the Old Oaken Bucket since 1925. The first game for the bucket ended in a 0-0 tie. Since then, it really isn’t much of a rivalry as Purdue leads the series 70-36-6.

They have produced six College Football Hall of Famers highlighted by former running back Anthony Thomas and one Pro Football Hall of Famer. The great Jim Thorpe was an assistant coach in 1914.

Other sports: When most people think about Indiana, the first thing that comes to mind is basketball. The basketball Hoosiers have won a total of five national championships (the last in 1987). This number is the third most in the NCAA. They’ve also made eight Final Fours (7th all time) and have made the tournament 32 times (5th all time).

The 1976 Indiana Hoosiers were last college basketball team to go undefeated, finishing the perfect 32-0 season by beating Phil Hubbard and Rickey Green's Michigan team in the Finals. Legendary idiot coach Bobby Knight still casts a shadow over the program even though he was fired a decade ago. They have produced a bunch of NBA stars, highlighted by Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas.

But Indiana isn’t just a basketball school. The soccer team has won seven national titles, including the 2004 championship. The swimming and diving team has six national titles and has produced an incredible 79 individual NCAA titles. They were so dominate in the 1970’s that a writer from Sports Illustrated once said “a good case can be made for the 1971 Indiana swimming team being the best college team ever--in any sport." That team was led by Olympic superstar Mark Spitz.

The Hoosiers have never won a women’s NCAA team title.

Famous alums: Indiana has an impressive list of notable non-sports alumni, particularly in the entertainment area. Emmy award winning sports announcers Joe Buck and Dick Enberg, Oscar award winning actor Kevin Klein, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Ernie Pyle and TV host Jane Pauley are all Hoosier alums. The Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors spent some time on the Indiana football team before he was asked to leave following a fight in a fraternity house.

Business leaders include Cisco CEO John Chambers, Whirlpool CEO Jeff Fettig, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, sports rating system guru Jeff Sagarin, and long time baseball union head Donald Fehr. Most people have never heard of Scott A. Jones, but he was the guy that invented voicemail. Jared Fogle, the famous Subway fat guy turned skinny was going to school at Indiana while he lost all that weight. John Thompson did some work on a bunch of military weapons and invented the famous Thompson machine gun used in WWII. And finally, cult leader and mass murderer Jim Jones went to school there, but did not graduate.

For those of you keeping score, Indiana has produced one astronaut, a NASA doctor named David Wolf. They don’t have any US presidents, but they have had at least two presidential candidates: Wendell Willkie, Republican in 1940, and Michael Badnarik, Libertarian, 2004.

The Game: The fine folks at Indiana have had this game circled on their schedules since last September. They feel pretty strongly they got screwed by the officials and replay crew on Donovan Warren's late game interception. I will admit it was a close and difficult call, but the call on the field was made because Warren came out of the tug-o-war with the ball in his hands -- and the replay did not absolutely show the IU wideout ever caught the ball. On the bright side, coach Bill Lynch did catch the eye of major league baseball scouts with the impressive velocity on his gum throw. If you are going to the game in Bloomington, don't sit behind the bench or risk getting pegged.

Also, if you are a betting type, TAKE THE OVER.

This game is going to be a shoot out. This morning I woke up from a nightmare based on what an experienced QB, a set of good receivers, and a bruising running back will do to our defense. Indiana has all of these. Then I remembered and laughed at the prospect of Denard shredding their defense in a way that Tate could only accomplish in his dreams. In the end, it will come down to the team that can make the most 3rd down stops and can force a couple of turnovers. I also think we are going to return a kick or a punt for a TD. Something has to go right with our special teams. Right?

Color me arrogant, I just can't see this team losing to Indiana. It won't be easy, but in the end, we will win. I think.

Michigan 38
Indiana 28


Andrew Shirvell: MZone's Assclown of the Month (Already)

We're quick to point out the asshattery of Buckeyes and others here on the MZone. But sometimes, sadly, the douchebag label falls on one of our own.  Case in point: U of M alum and Michigan Assistant Attorney General Andrew Shirvell.

As I college football blog, I normally wouldn't put something like this up. But I happened to catch this story the other night on CNN and was so absolutely appalled by this guy - and because of the U-M angle - I had to post something for folks who might have missed it.

I'm not going to summarize or recap the story, if you're interested, watch the video below. If you're not interested, totally cool. This is (allegedly) a college football blog so I get you don't come here for news stories like this. But this jackhole's going around calling himself a "concerned Michigan alum" so, I guess this Michigan alum felt obligated to say something, too.



Since Mr. Shirvelll is so fond of the First Amendment, we here at the MZone are going to exercise our First Admendment right as well: Hey, Andrew, get a fucking life, dude. And quit hanging around outside the house of a 21-year-old year old college student.  And combing over his and his family's Facebook pages. And drawing swastikas on people.  Seriously, the shit's beyond creepy. It's obvious to the rest of us that even your issues have issues.

And while it may be only October 1st, I think it's safe to bestow upon you the MZone Assclown of the Month Award for October.

Congratulations!

UPDATEShirvell has taken a personal leave of absence from his job.  And his "blog" is now invitation only.

"Awesome"

Yesterday morning I got off the bus downtown, across from City Hall, and walked into Seattle's Best for my usual no-frills drink. The following conversation ensued:

Cashier, sporting wire-rimmed glasses and waist-length Rasta braids: Good morning. Can I help you?
Me: Yes. A small cup of coffee, please.
Cashier: Awesome. Room for cream?
Me: Yes, please.
Cashier: Awesome.

[Cashier fills the cup, brings it back to the counter.]
Cashier: That enough? Want more coffee in it?
Me: That's fine, thanks.
Cashier: Awesome. Great. Want your receipt for a refill?
Me: No, thanks.
Cashier: Awesome. Have a great day.

OK, I can appreciate courtesy and enthusiasm but when did the ordering of a cup of coffee come along with a serving of mindless superlatives?

I Got This One Right


Vuelta a Espana runner-up, Ezequiel Mosquera, tested positive during the race for Hydroxyethyl starch.(I don't know what that is, but it's banned)

Mongo called this less than two weeks ago.

(Photo:Bettini/CyclingNews)

Know Your Friend: Slippery Rock University



Why We Care: Once upon a time, when giants walked the earth (1959), a man named Steve Filipiak called our Michigan games from the box. He started reporting the scores from around the country, and particularly those from that funny-named school in Western Pennsylvania, and continued to do so until his retirement in 1971. The tradition of reporting the Slippery Rock scores stuck, and in fact was a veritable cult classic around the nation.... But for some reason, the Rock score dropped right off of our scoreboard in the late 1980s.
Enter Dave Brandon. (And cue, Tevye: "Traaaa-di-tionnn, Tradition!!!")
The Slippery Rock scores are back !!!! And the love of SRU blooms once more. For the dear old university, not "our" rock-dwelling regular......just so we are VERY clear. As such, your crew at The M Zone thought it best that we get to know our friend, Slippery Rock University, once more.

WECHACHOCHAPOHKA: from the folks at Rock Athletics:

"In 1779, a certain Colonel Daniel Brodhead was in command of Fort Pitt at the present site of the City of Pittsburgh. Col. Brodhead begged General George Washington to allow him to lead an expedition against the Seneca Indians, who were raiding settlements in the area.
The troops encountered the Indians and were forced to feel for their lives. In the pursuit, the soldiers crossed a creek at a place where the stream bed was composed of large, smooth rocks. Wearing boots, the soldiers were able to cross the creek safely, but the Senecas - wearing smooth moccasins - slipped and fell, which enabled the cavalry to make its escape.
Historically, the Indians called the stream "Wechachochapohka," which means "a slippery rock."
Since the location of the stream is in the heart of land once occupied by Delawares, many believe the authenticity of this legend. Shortly after the Slippery Rock Creek was christened, the adjoining town also became known by the catchy name. "

Location: The borough of Slippery Rock, PA 16507 is situated in the Northwest corner of Butler County sorta near the intersection of I-79 and I-80 in Western Pennsylvania. A bucolic, agricultural area located over veins of coal, it is your typical small American town. It is a bit north of Pittsburgh, and much too close to Youngstown, Ohio if you ask me. The campus sits on approximately 660 acres close to the burough which occupies only 1.7 square miles.

Academics: As with most liberal arts colleges, Slippery Rock opened in 1889 as Slippery Rock State Normal School focused on teacher education. In 1926 it became Slippery Rock State Teachers College and became a four year institution. The school developed expertise in health and phys ed education. In 1960, the school graduated to Slippery Rock State College and finally attained university status in 1983.
Recently the school has focused on increasing its selectivity and educational offerings. Average SAT scores are 1026 and the average GPA is 3.39. Even more amazing? No teaching assistants...only profs. The most recent head-count puts the school at about 7800 undergraduate students. US News and World Report has SRU ranked 93rd in the Regional Universities (North) category, tied with Robert Morris University in Moon Township, PA, William-Patterson University of New Jersey in Wayne, NJ and Gwynedd-Mercy College, Gwynedd PA. SUNY Potsdam is #91 and Buffalo State University-SUNY is #97

Alumni:Rutgers Women's Basketball Coach, C. Vivian Stringer, has two degrees from SRU. All-American Mike Butterworth, is listed as a 2nd year man for the Dirty Birds in Atlanta, although I couldn't find any playing stats for him. Robert J. Stevens is the top dog at Lockheed Martin Corporation.
There are no astronauts or presidents, but Brigadier General Kevin J. Jacobsen, head of the U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations, is an alum...shhhhh.


Colors, Helmets, Mascot, and Fight Song: The University is a D2 school with 17 teams--10 of them for women. (Title IX victims??). Unfortunately their preferred colors are green and white. Big thanks to the fine folks at The Helmet Project---as usual!



Their fight song is kinda weak, you gotta wait for it after the 1970s Rocky Rendition:


But Rocky the Mascot---with the Green Mullet, is kinda neat. They are known as The Rockets or The Rock.

Football: On September 29, 1979 The Rock came to Michigan Stadium in 1979 to face their rival, the mighty from Shippensburg. A Division II attendance record was set that day as 61, 143 fans watched Slippery Rock University go down. Slippery Rock played a second game at the Big House in 1981, drawing 36,719 fans in a 14-13 loss to Wayne State.

This year's squad (and twenty-bazillion before it) is coached by George Mihalik (147-90-4). They play in the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference, Western Division and are at Clarion this weekend after a 3-1 start. The Golden Eagles are 0-4 on the season. FSN out of Pittsburgh will be televising so set your DVRs!
Akeem Satterfield is their big-time running back with per-game averages so far this season of 14 points and 162.7 yards. Those numbers actually place him 2nd and 3rd in the nation in each category.

Other Sports: Andy will be happy to note that The Rock has a women's volleyball team AND softball team.
While not an athletic powerhouse, The Rock does ok for itself. And they've got a loyal, if not bizarre following. Now you know why the crowd cheers for the Slippery Rock Score.
So get your swag here.


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Major Advertisers Flocking to MZone 2.0

"MZone.  Very Nice!"
Back during the halcyon days of the original MZone (OMZ!  Represent!), when Benny and I were introducing the college football blogosphere to wayward cheerleaders and new terminology such as the Buckstache, we used to get a fair number of requests to advertise on the site.  However, I always turned them down because then I'd actually have to keep this thing going.  And we all saw how well that went for the last 2+ years.

We also got a lot of inquiries about reciprocal linkage with other blogs.  A lot of them were betting sites that I wouldn't visit so I wasn't going to send our readers there.

Since our return with MZone 2.0: The Blog Who Shagged Me, I received one advertising inquiry and the linkage request below that I simply had to share.  Oh man.  Judging from the sentence structure and grammar, either the Nigerian dude who clogs all of our inboxes has started blogging, or Borat is a fan and wants to woo the audience here on the MZone.  Behold...


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Hello Sir/Madam,

While I am searching for the fantasy football related blogs, I viewed your blog

(http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/).

You have lot of updated and upto date information about football events and players.  I have sports blog http://REMOVED.  I will link your blog.

Please give a link in your blog http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/ with the below information.

Title: Fantasy Football
Url: http://REMOVED
Description: REMOVED.COM offers fantasy football information, Football player ratings, football
updates and more.

Expecting positive reply from you.
Thanks
Tom

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Now, while this may come as a shock, I didn't take "Tom" up on this awesome opportunity to get the MZone in front of his obviously massive group of hackers audience and present our readers with the chance of getting a virus put on their computer great fantasy football information when they clicked on "Tom's" link .

But the very offer itself from such a respected blogger such as "Tom" shows that the MZone is back, baby!

Meet "Tom"

It's me!

MVictors found this great old footage of yours truly on the Bentley Library site.  Fantastic stuff.  And damn I look good!

Ex-MZoner Benny Friedman is in the clip as well.  However, we're probably going to edit him out and replace him with Andy.

Harder Than The Triple Lindy: Mongo To Attempt Double Loop (46mi/4600ft) On Hammerfest Course Thursday Morning...Stay Tuned


Ruh Roh !!!

(Photo:Daniel Benson/CyclingNews)

Guess who just tested positive for Clenbuterol and has been formally suspended by the UCI pending further investigation? The "Frito Bandito" is claiming food contamination, which just happens to be the same excuse that suspended RadioShack rider, Li Fuyu, used when he was busted earlier this year, but we all know that that is highly unlikely.

Mongo is disappointed but not surprised...I have a feeling that this will end badly and Andy Schleck will assume the same tarnished title that fell on Oscar Pereiro in 2006.

Coastal respite

Sunset photo of Haystack Rock and Cape Kiwanda from the beach at Pacific City.
Considering how busy we've been all year long, it was great to get away for two nights at the Oregon Coast with our longtime friends, Tom and Elsa. We'd been trying to plan a trip to their beachfront roundhouse in Pacific City since spring but circumstances caused us to postpone twice. What a delight to finally pull it off.

We arrived on a Saturday evening and left Monday afternoon. We ate well, drank generously, played a board game, walked on the beach and on neighborhood roads, brought each other up to date on ourselves and our kids, and just generally relaxed. Lori's birthday was Monday, so we celebrated the night before with a homemade dinner that featured Tom's grilled pork chops and Elsa's bread pudding. Yum.

Sunday was foggy and dreary, but we did take a drive into Netarts for lunch and afterward just chilled at the house. Monday morning we were in shirt sleeves on the beach as our dogs romped in the sand and surf. Around mid-day, the women went shopping and the guys played golf -- nine holes on the soggy but fun course in Neskowin.

 Haystack Rock from the tide pools at Cape Kiwanda.

Tom has done an amazing job of remodeling their house over the past couple of years since they bought it. We've seen it go through the metamorphosis from plain and neglected to spiffy, modern and comfortable. The place has a lot of great features but, really, nothing tops the magnificent view of the Pacific Ocean with its never-ending rolling, thrashing waves.

After a leisurely drive home, we unpacked, took a phone call from Simone (our trip to Pittsburgh comes up in two weeks!) and walked to dinner at a Japanese restaurant a few blocks from our home. October just may be our busiest month of the year, so it was nice to at least catch our breath at the coast.

Photos by Troy McMullin, Pacific Crest Stock

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Hail to...Farmer's Insurance?

So I'm reading the October 4, 2010 issue of TIME magazine and I come across the ad pictured below.

Now, I can't read sheet music and thus don't know about the melody, but the lyrics sure seem like they were inspired by another fight song...


I'm not exactly sure why an insurance company needs a fight song. I'd rather they fire their in-house lyricist and spend that money on a guy who understands you can't get a loaner car for $15 bucks a day.

In a related story, Allstate claims there is no truth to the rumor they're working on their own fight song called "Don't Give A Damn If Your Whole Car Got Totaled Again."

Wallpaper Wednesday - Mike Martin

Ohio Prisons Join Facebook

As you know, we love to tweak our friends in Ohio as much as possible here on the MZone.  Unfortunately, since we haven't been able to talk much smack about football in a such looooong time, we take what we can get.

Like this beautiful nugget: the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Corrections has started its own Facebook page.

No, seriously, here it is.

According to an ODRC official, the page will be "a useful venue to put out worthwhile information to interested stakeholders."

What in the hell useful prison info is going out to what "interested stakeholders" via Facebook?  Big Tony in cellblock C needs help with Farmville? 

So far there are only two status updates and one of them is the following:

ODRC puts out prison population numbers every Monday, excluding state holidays. On Monday, September 27, 2010, our prison population was 51,154, 37 more inmates than the week prior.

Every Monday they're gonna update the prison population?  It's like the prison equiv of the AP Poll. Unfortunately one can't comment on the page or I was going to congratulate the ODRC about their increased numbers and wish them luck on doing even better next week.  Go Prison! 

According to the news story linked above, one thing that won't be on the page: execution information.

Good idea.  Figuring out how to respond to "Lethal Injection Tuesday -- ODRC invited you" could be awkward.

Also, inmates will not be able to post on the wall.  There's a relief.  I have a hard enough time deciding if I should accept the friend request of the girl I don't remember from 8th grade.  Don't want to piss off the guy doing 8 to 10.

Oh, and the ODRC official said that, while a decision hasn't been made yet, they're also considering using Twitter.

I can see it now...

@ODRC Holy shit! Riot in excr yard.  Eyes burning from tear gas. Hey, Ashton Kutcher now following me.  Cool!  #Shank #lockdown #cracking heads

It Is What It Is: The Fest That Wasn't

As with life, the weather often takes a turn that is unexpected. One minute it could be calm and sunny...and the next minute there could be thirty mile per hour gusts of wind and marble-sized hail pelting your house and car as you make the final adjustments to your bike in the garage wearing your full team kit and preparing for the ride that you were looking forward to all day but now won't happen...Or something like that.

Indiana week

We can't play Indiana without...



In January of 2008 I posted that video on YouTube.
Since that time over 44 thousand people have viewed it.

God Bless Bob Ufer.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Now Playing at the MZone Theater

This week's double feature...

Rated "R" for extreme violence to Arkansas' SEC title hopes

Free the Shirt: Day 13

Two weeks ago the MZone  brought you the dramatic video showing a couple of godless Ohio State fans holding a defenseless (like everything else Maize and Blue this fall) t-shirt hostage. 

Well, we have not forgotten you, oh valiant Michigan tee.  And neither have the our readers.

Friend of the MZone, Mikoyan, is attempting a daring rescue in C-bus covered exclusively on his site, Action Figure Follies.  The mission began here and continues here, here, here, here and here.

Godspeed, Mikoyan.  An anxious Wolverine blogosphere awaits the safe return of your (plastic) men.

Free The Shirt:  Day 13

Don't Sleep On Team USA


















Tyler Farrar - road race
David Zabriskie - road race, time trial
Jason McCartney - road race
Christian Vande Velde - road race
Danny Pate - road race
Tejay Van Garderen - road race, time trial
Craig Lewis - road race
Ted King - road race
Tom Peterson - road race

Bad Time for Stagefright



(HT: ML)

Riding With Cars: The If I Get Run Over This Is Probably Why Haiku



One hand on the wheel

The other on a cell phone

I'm not even there

Big 10 to Schedule Baby Seals in 2011

(from MZone wire reports) Chicago, IL - After Big 10 teams played the weakest non-conference slate in recorded sporting history last weekend - yet still dropped two games - commissioner Jim Delany announced today that each member school will schedule an actual baby seal beginning in 2011.

On Saturday, the storied conference played nine teams that put the cream in creampuff: Akron, Austin Peay, Ball State, Bowling Green, Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Northern Colorado, Northern Illinois and Temple.  Even still, Temple gave Penn State all it could handle, Toledo beat Purdue, and Northern Illinois topped the Program Formerly Known as Minnesota.  This coming on the heels of UMass putting a scare in Michigan at the Big House and South "They have a university let alone a football team?" Dakota taking out Minnesobaditspainful.

Are you not entertained?
"We have our league members schedule these games because they're sure, easy victories.  But that's not happening like it's supposed to," said a visibly angry Delany.  "So starting in 2011, I've asked each school's AD to schedule a baby seal."

When asked if "baby seal" was a merely a euphemism for more shitty and 1-AA teams," Delany shook his head.

"No.  I mean I want them to put a live baby seal on their schedule, have it come to their home stadium and then club the living fuck out of it," said Delany. "I want the sure 'W' so we can return this proud conference back to where it belongs."

Big 10 coaches seemed unanimous in their support of Delany's decision.

"I think it's a good idea," said Golden Shower Gopher head coach Tim Brewster as he was uploading his resume to Montser.com.  "We had to go through a murderers' row of a non-conference schedule this year.  Middle Tennessee, South Dakota, Northern Illinois.  All the directionals.  That's not even mentioning USC."

Before he could elaborate further, Brewster was whisked away by trained medical personnel after school officials read about the coach seeing "progress" and good things ahead for his football team following the NIU loss.

Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez was also in favor of scheduling the baby seals.  "Your star player has just as much of a chance of getting hurt against a 1-AA school as a real school," said Rodriguez who was still cleaning the urine stain off his pant leg following the luckily-not-serious injury to Wolverine QB Denard Robinson.  "But against the baby seal, nobody should get hurt and a lot of guys will get a chance to play.  Something that doesn't always happen when you schedule a tough non-conference game against a football powerhouse, like say UMass."

Asked if such a schedule meant fans would get a financial break, Ohio State AD Gene Smith laughed.  "Good one," he said.  "No, no.  We're still going to charge them the same ticket price, seat licensing fee, parking and exorbitant  food prices we charge for, say, the Michigan game that we were stupid enough to almost change to October.  The team gets the breather, not the fans.  But good one."

Reached for comment, SEC commissioner Mike Slive said his conference had no intention of following the Big 10's lead in the scheduling of baby seals.   Slive insisted the SEC would not stoop to such levels and would instead continue to schedule home-only games against roadkill and corpses as has been league policy for years.

Iowa's 2011 Home Opener

Saturday, September 25, 2010

What Will $499.00 And A Season Of Pro Tour Testing Get You?




The Lemond Revolution Trainer...It seems odd that someone didn't market this obvious idea sooner, but Mongo is happy for his boy, GLM. Check out the details here.

In-Depth Recap and Analysis of Michigan/Bowling Green Game



He's okay.



U-M fans wait for word on Denard Robinson

Invitaciones de Boda 2011

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Michigan vs. Bowling Green Open Thread

Wish you were here!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Beer Bong Fridays Returns With...The Leafblower Bong?

An old favorite returns to MZone 2.0 with this, uh, interesting beer bong attempt...

Undar the radar: Sarah Harmer

What is it about Canada and its ability to produce so many talented singer-songwriters? The list begins with Neil Young and the incomparable Joni Mitchell but it also includes k.d. lang, Sarah McLachlan, Nelly Furtado, Robbie Robertson, Kathleen Edwards, Leslie Feist...and Sarah Harmer.

Sarah is probably the least well known of the bunch but she writes and plays some fine music. I saw her in concert at the Aladdin Theater Thursday night with her band and, during a 90-minute set that covered two dozen songs, she alternated between rock, pop and folk. She reminds me of Sheryl Crow, both in style and appearance, and sounds like Feist.

I learned of her a couple years ago and told myself I'd keep an eye out if she ever came to Portland. Evidently, she hadn't been here in about five years. But with a new CD to promote -- "Oh Little Fire" is her fifth album -- she's touring the U.S. and Canada and no doubt garnering new fans.

If you don't know her music, give a listen to "Basement Apartment." It's 10 years old but it's the tune that caught my attention. Maybe it'll catch yours.



Photograph by Anita Doron