For some giggles.

Random things to do in elevators.

• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.


• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


• Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.


• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
  
• Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
  
• Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"


• Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on!"
  
• Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  
• Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.


• Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.


• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers with it.
  
• Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
  
• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
  
• Ask, "Did you feel that?"
  
• Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.


• Make explosion sounds when somebody presses a button
  
• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
  
• Swat at flies that don't exist.
  
• Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  
• Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
  
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
  
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
  
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
  
• Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
  
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


• Meow occasionally


• Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and push buttons to the beat.


• Say "Ding!" at each floor.

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Alexis Niebrugge