Pick Up Lines No One Should Use

Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers.

Don't be so picky...I wasn't.

I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.




Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need another drink?




You must be the reason for global warming because your hot!




I have Skittles in my mouth. You want to taste the rainbow?

If you were a new sandwich at McDonald's, they would call you McGorgeous.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

These are some of the worst and cheesiest pick up lines I could find.
I would not recommend using them.

By:Keri Utz