Mitchell Dusty-Boy

Today I decided to interview Mitchell Dust. Mitchell Scored 4 points in last night's loss to Effingham, but we're all still proud of him.

R-What do you want to be when you grow up?

M-Trashman

R-Why do you want to be that?

M-Because I love trash.

R-What's your favorite sport?

M-Chess. I'm a man of strategy.

R-What's your strategy for life?

M-Live free and live hard.

R-In a race between Mr. Palmer and Mr. Scherz, who wins?

M-I don't know, how far is the race?

R-3 miles

M-Palmer.

R-Who wins between you and Palmer?

M-Me, Palmer doesn't have a chance.

R-So did Mrs. Palmer break his clipboard last night in the freshman game?

M-Yes, he claims he "dropped it," but I really think he got angry and threw it down.

Thank you, Mitchell, for letting me interview you.