We've all heard Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...." jokes. Here are some prime picks from his long list of You mights..You Might Be A Redneck If...
-...you think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
-...you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws.
-...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
-...you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
-...you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
-...you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
-...you ever cut your grass and found a car.
-...you've ever given rat traps as gifts.
-...your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
-...your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
-...someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
-...you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
-...you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
-...your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
-...your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
-...none of your shirts cover your stomach.
Well there's a few to get you laughing. For a huge list, hit up the link: http://www.zelo.com/redneck.htm
--Cheslynn Litke
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