- Do you have a band-aide, because I scrapped my knee falling for you.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
- You must be in the wrong place -The Miss Universe contest is over there.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
- Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you
- Baby, your like a student and I'm a math book, you solve all my problems.
- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
- Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Most Original and Hilarious
(Some are a little sleazy, but they are funny.)
Be unique and different, just say yes.
I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
And if you're looking for something a little more traditional...
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
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